so in my family we have to hide chocolate or it all gets eaten in like an hour
anyway i had my period and was in the bathroom and you know how tampons sound like a firecracker theyre sO FUCKING LOUD anyway my brother walks past, hears the plastic, yells ‘YOU HAVE FUCKING CHOCOLATE IN THEIR YOU LITTLE SHIT’ and opens the door to see me
sitting on the toilet
with a half open tampon in hand
i have never seen him so terrified in my entire life
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.