-siobhanhudson

traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

(via kayleigh-l0uisex)

illeg-al:

tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on

(via kayleigh-l0uisex)

blackveilbye:

@austincarlile: “Meet Nala.”
@austincarlile: “PS Nala is Alan backwards @alanashby ;)”
im drowning in a river of my fucking tears

blackveilbye:

@austincarlile: “Meet Nala.”

@austincarlile: “PS Nala is Alan backwards @alanashby ;)”

im drowning in a river of my fucking tears

(via marinathe-mermaid)

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

(via demonhunting)

literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

(via julinatt)

me: sometimes i talk to myself

me: omg same